Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
Fish on Wheels
OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE